✧ ✧ ✧A Few from Dorsai about his Hero!!!Here’s a few jokes with a common theme. I don’t THINK they’re duplicates.After a difficult year, P...esident Trump decides he needs a nice break from work and, as he’s heard about this big horse race but never been to it, he decides to treat himself to a visit to Melbourne Australia in early November to attend the Melbourne Cup.While at the course, being feted by all and sundry, one asks him if there’s anything he’d really like to do. He says, “Well, I know. “Ma grand ‘omme” she corrected quietly.As Tom headed away from the car his mother smiled again at him and just said, “A bientot” to him too. As she said this Tom observed her beginning to remove her top and his father beginning to take his shoes off. This made Tom quicken his step just a little bit. He still wasn’t quite sure about being around both his mother and his father as they ‘got naked’. He needed some time to himself to process that concept now that it was becoming a reality. All the. We were getting a workout, but it was, well, freezing in there!" was my reply."Ok, well, I don't know why that took you two 45 minutes, but you're both free to go home now," he told us.I just looked at Megan and said, "Wow, it sure didn't feel like we were in there for that long." Yeah, no kidding," she giggled.As we walked out into the parking lot I asked her if she liked what we did."Oh yeah, you are fricken amazing. I never imaged that the first time a guy would touch me and finger me would. Goddamn, that feels fucking incredible. Finger me hard; ram your fingers in there. Deeper. Harder motherfucker, really get my hole loose. Make it gape open. Pull ‘em out and let me see you suck them. That’s’ right, suck your dirty fingers straight from my raunchy backdoor. It feels so good. I want your hard dick in my ass. I want you to fuck the shit out of me. I want you to pound my hot asshole and make me scream. Are you going to make me beg? You want me to show you what a dirty.