She looked up at me and after apologising for crying, she slowly started to explain.“We were supposed to have a quiet night in, but no, he’d only ...one and arranged a surprise birthday party. There must have been about fifty people there, nearly all of them men. I keep telling him I’m not ready to go out where people are, so what does he do, he brings them to me. I panicked and just ran out. Fortunately my car was not blocked in, god knows where everyone parked. I got in and just drove and then. ” “No, that still won’t work. Try again.” “They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?” “Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.” The accountant says, “Chicken Farmer it is!”This one is compliments of Pepere The haircut, (Priceless)A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father. .. it took me a few minutes to get that way as I had only just cum afterall... as I got erect, I changed positions flipped her legs over my shoulders and started hammering away deep stick in her pussy, long and deep strokes, banging the back of her insides with each thrust making her grunt with each bottoming out. Having cum recently - this was not going to be a short 10 to 15 minute fuck. After quite a while of banging away inside her - she was dripping her own cum onto the sheets and I was. Bus ab aap ko aur bore na karte hue main ek meri saath hua haadsa sonata houn, yeh bus kuch dino pahele ki bath hain jab main office se meri tabiyat kharab hone ke karan 5 dino ki chutti per tha mere ghar ke paas ek lady rehti hai ouska naam mahalakshmi hai ouski umar around 30-32 yrs ki hain kabhie main yeh soncha bhi nahin tha ki mere aur ouske beech kabhi sex ( bed fight ) hogi,Well.unko ek ladki aur ek ladka hain dono abhi school mien padhte hain aur unke hubby defence ke hain now the story.