It was like she could barely tolerate me. She would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. Then if I made a righ... turn instead. Well, it was not a good relationship ... When I get really lost now, I call my wife and tell her the name of the cross streets and while she is starting to develop the same tone as Gypsy, the GPS lady, at least she loves me.To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the cordless phones in our house. We have had. I don't know if Susan told you but I own the local Farmhand insurance office. I have a special comprehensive policy that I have devised just for people that spend time with Susan. Since you are getting married and will be spending an extended time with her I can give you a discount."Bill was laughing when he shook Allen's hand and replied, "Thanks Allen but I don't think that's necessary. I've been immunized against any major damage." Yeah, I heard about that," Allen said feigning gloom. "I've. I took a shower and threw on my old work shorts and tee shirt just in case I needed to get my hands dirty and headed off to the park which was only 5 minutes away and saw the usual joggers and dog walkers on the way, other than that the park was quiet.I was amazed when I entered the café, the whole place looked pristine with flowers and excellent décor, I think the contractors had don an amazing job. Doris welcomed me with a broad smile and a hot latte, “Hi Frank, what do you think?” she asked. I also kept my hands on her back. She was crying and her tears fell on my shirt. I wiped her tears. She was sad. I held her face in my hands and said, “If you cry again I will never see you again.”Then she hugged me again more tightly than before.She crushed her boobs in me. I then made her sit on the bed. She was weeping. I asked her.Me: What happened?Impana: My husband doesn’t love me.Me: So what? I am your close friend. A close friend is equal to 100 lovers.Impana: I am not telling you about.