At one booth in the mall isle I tried on a hat and Glorialaughed. I looked in the mirror and also giggled. I looked ridiculousin that hat, so I put it...on Gloria. She looked just as silly. We triedsome more hats. Finally she found one that looked great on her."That one is just you," I told her."You really like it?" she asked."Yea," I replied.She looked in the mirror and smiled."How much?" she asked.When the saleslady told her she put it on her card.We tried on some of the other clothes, but. I breathed in the aroma of the smoke and sighed, settling my elbows on the table. I watched as his eyes closed slowly as he enjoyed the pipe. Every once in a while he’d huff and breathe in deeply, like he had when we’d hugged. ”On land, on sea, at home, abroad, I smoke my pipe and worship God,” muttered Kaiser. ‘Johan Sebastian Bach.’ ‘My great-grandfather used to smoke a pipe,’ I said. ‘Really?’ he asked, his eyes staying closed. ‘Uh huh. He used to pick me up and put me on his lap. He’d let. ”“I don’t have much in the way of qualms about the public sex. My concern is that I do something with either or both of you – the sort of things of which my fantasies are made – that cause you pain or trouble or, even worse, cause you to lose respect or love for me, thus causing me to choose between Sandy and Sandy’s wants or between Sandy and you two.”“Oh, Dad,” I said, which I followed by getting on the mattress on my knees on his right side and putting my arms around his torso and hugging. The other little complication was that he was a virgin. He had no clue as to how to please a woman in bed. Well then, it took a lot of balls to charge women for on-the-job training. He had the balls, all right. He could figure out how to use them later.Three hundred dollars left. That should cover two more nights in this fleabag hotel, with enough left over for mels. First objective: get some kind of job until the bucks started rolling in from all the lonely broads.They had laughed at him. Just.