" I said to Jordan. "What?" he questioned. "There she is." I whispered. "Holy shit you weren't kidding!" he said quite loudly. I got pretty excited a...d I debated going and talking to her but I decided I'd wait. I'm the type of guy a lot of girls want to be with, but I keep searching for the perfect one, and let me tell you, this Ally girl, was perfect. I went through the day like normal, of course constantly running the image of her through my head. But I didn't see her the entire day, or so I. "Honey, I want to do some dastardly deeds on you and make you too weak to walk. I love you, man of mine."Jimmy was deep in thought and didn't hear her. "Ruby honey, you got to stop making me hard in public. It's embarrassing." Jimmy, the crack of dawn or a knot hole in a tree makes you horny. You are so much man it takes an extra big body to hold it all."Jimmy snorted and grinned in spite of himself. Damn, but he liked it when she said such things. "Aw," he said and stopped.They were a block. To ensure variety she can chosen the items from various cuisines so the menu included Samosas and chaat, bite sized chicken quesadillas, beef tenderloin lettuce wraps and Salmon & cheese crackers. The drink was simple with sparkling water with lemon, and the desserts were a chocolate soufflé and strawberries with whipped cream. She even set the music on the reflect the mood. The ambiance was perfect!So far so good, Rubina thought to herself and when Maahir walked into the dining room he was. I started talking to her like a customer and she also reciprocated by acting like a prostitute.Me: Bahut chudakkad aurat hai re tu to (You are a sex-loving woman).Mom: Hmm. Tere lund ne deewana bana diya hai mujhe (Your cock has made me crazy).Me: Tera pati nahi chodta kya tujhe? (Doesn’t your husband fuck you?)Mom: Uss napunsak ka lund bhi khada nahi hota. Chodega kya. (He never gets an erection; let alone fucking).Me: Bahut shauk hai tujhe chudne ka. Poore ghar mein nangi ghumti rehati hai.