I sat down in a chair across from her and sat the plate on the table.Well this is the moment of truth I said are you sure you want to see me do my thi...g? Joanna replied..Um well tell me what your going to do Im kinda interested but kinda queasy about it as well.I explained to her again about my fetish and I get a sexual thrill by womens toilet habits and feces and urine.How did you get interested in that she asked. Oh its a long story but i have been doing this since grade school.My gosh she. .. do that other stuff.”Julie’s jaw dropped. She stared at me for almost a full minute before somberly mumbling, “You don’t do ‘that other stuff’. Are you telling me you two never have oral sex? He doesn’t go down on you, or you on him?”“Uh, yeah ... we don’t do that.”“But you have with other guys, right? You have done it before, haven’t you?”I couldn’t answer so I just shook my head.I didn’t think it was possible, but my sister-in-law’s eyes grew even wider. “You’ve never experienced oral. He pointed all different directions outside the hut, and held his own finger in the relaxed, deflated position. Elizabeth nodded.She then used her hands to shape an imaginary man beside her. She shifted her hips seductively, ran her left hand over her left breast, and batted her eyes at this imaginary man. Then she stepped over to take his place and gave a smirk of disinterest and a yawn.The man nodded. Then he looked puzzled and pointed over his shoulder repeatedly. Elizabeth didn't. I'm good at what I do, and unlike Jordan I play it straight. 'An honest day's work for an honest day's pay, ' that's me. So except for keeping mum on the extortion, I give the company a pure and, I think, beneficial effort. And of course if Jordan ever exposed me, I would definitely have the upper hand." But now you're risking it all," I said. "Why is that?" I guess the gnawing wore me down. It's making me feel old. Sandy has been a blessing, an answer to a prayer. She makes me feel ten years.