You see, there isn’t enough water in the river at Maldon to float a barge except for an hour or so each side of high tide. Occasionally, we take a p...rty out for several days, sleeping on board. We can only do that on a barge which is fitted out with sleeping cabins (Reminder is one). They are limited to twelve passengers and a maximum of five crew, which includes caterers. We rarely have that many crew.But one day Phil came to see us as we tidied Thistle after a day trip.“We’ve got a request. I don't even have an official passenger list."Jim ran for the taxi door, an easy task since he didn't have any luggage. He was in a taxi in seconds.A few minutes later, he burst in the door of the emergency room entrance at Barnes, "Do you have a pretty little blond here from the airline crash. Tracy Wilson."The ER receptionist, looked up sympathetically, "Let me see what I can tell you. Are you next of kin?" Jim hated that vocabulary – 'next of kin' sounded like a death knell for any. She had on a robe and I bet nothing else.“So you think you can satisfy a horny broad?”I took up the challenge, “Won’t know until we try!”She grinned, clearly enjoying herself, “If it makes you feel any better I’ve taught a few guys how to do it my way.”“Lead on then!”As she leaned over to take my hand, a tit fell out of her robe. I noticed how Bud stared at it. She led me to the bedroom she was using and dropped her robe. “I’d like to see how that little stiffie turned out.” My thick. Now I know us dogs don’t get excited too much about the human shape and that, but she looked gorgeous and I fell in love with her right there and then, all over again.Well, the two women fell to holding each other and slapping backs and weeping. They can be so effusive and gushy at times.They had dinner and talked all evening long. I only just got fed. They seemed to be oblivious of anyone or anything except themselves. I rekon they would have talked all night, but the weather broke in a.