He sighed, resigned to this new role of hero. Oh well, could be worse I suppose. He stopped and waved. The whole crowed erupted in cheers, shouts and ...aves. The police or whatever they were had difficulty holding back the press of people. When he reached the bottom of the ramp the officer of the guard saluted Tristan and informed him the Emperor wanted an immediate audience. Tristan swallowed as his heart leaped in his throat. "The Emperor?"The officer nodded. "Yes, sir." Tristan allowed. I was hoping he would push it all the way down and off but he let it remain, just a bit covering my buttocks.Soon his hands were roaming freely on my back from neck to hips, when he squeezed my love handles I gasped and shivered , my whole body shook , knowing that I liked it he did it again and again .I was on the verge of losing control but I tried not to, then as his hands moved to my buttocks and pawed them squeezing hard I lost all my vanity and thrust my hand between my legs and started. He then said, lick my ass hole faggot and do it good. In my head I said Oh My God! I CAN'T do that! But my body knew that I needed to do it quickly, so I leaned in and licked under his balls and let my tongue get closer and closer to his hole. My nose was in the crack of his ass and I smelled his the musky manly odor and then it was electric when the tip of my tongue felt his hole, he reached back and spread his cheeks and now it was fully exposed to me.I licked around and around the edge,. .. "Are you sure it can talk?" Of course I'm sure, who do you think was bidding against you? The silly bird never learnt to count past ten or we'd still be here."So Pastor Jones, slightly put out, took the bird home and at first it was a great novelty ... BUT: it turned out the bird's previous owner was a sailor on a tramp freighter and he had taught the bird to speak with his own tendency to foul (no NOT fowl you idiots) language ... after three or four very embarrassing incidents....