I knew that my mother, and her mother, and many generations of women before her, all had a pet name for the little man with the big cock.My mother's p...one call had not been expected. I'd talked to her the day before, explaining how it was unlikely now that she'd ever meet my boyfriend. He'd been living with me for about six months, and I'd decided it was time, when he sat me down and told me it wasn't working. He insisted it wasn't my fault, that he wasn't ready to settle down, that he didn't. “Taiyar ho ruksana?” usne pucha aur ammi ne haan mein mundi hilai.“Is din ka mein barson intezaar karta hun” ye bolte hue usne ammi ki chut pe lund rakha aur ek dhakke se adha lund andar daal diya.“Aah!” ammu ki chikh nikal gai, “Mein bhi to barson intezaar karti hun. Teri biwi ko ese pyaar nhi karta kya?”“Mein jaisa pyaar tujhse karta hun waisa kisi aur se nhi kar sakta. Wo to bas jism ki bhuk mitane ke liye use chodta hun. Mein ye to bas tere saath karna chahta hun,” ye bolte hue usne baki ka. When half-time came around the New England Patriots were up by a Field goal. Allie of course was not happy, and was pouting like a little brat. Allie is usually a team sport so I asked her why she was taking this game so seriously and it turns out she had put some money down on the Jets winning this game. I asked her how much, and she said around 200.00 dollars. I was a bit shocked because it was not like Allie to bet money, especially when we were living pay-check to pay-check right now. I. "Thank God," Monica exclaimed. "Now we can get some sleep." They're just taking a break," Reid replied. "This will go on for at least another hour."Moaning from next door resumed. "Doesn't hearing them ... do something to you?" Monica asked."Yeah -- it turns my stomach." It sounds like they're having a good time. Do you begrudge them that?" The notion of Brad getting any at all revolts me," Reid replied. "The thought of him doing it with a girl as hot as Lauren absolutely nauseates me." So,.