When Virginia went to kiss Bernie, Rebecca did the same with Robert and the sparks finally flew.“Your husband is a good kisser, Virginia. You must b... proud of him!”“I think I should be the one to say that stuff about yours, Rebecca”The new couples kissed each other like they were married to each other for long time. But it wasn’t for loving reasons, just the lust and the pleasures of being engaged into a new experience. Everything felt so different yet not so strange anymore and it helped them. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where shifty ideas come from!!Nurse to patient. I am sorry, Mr. Jones, but your HMO does not pay for enemas. I’m going to have to slap the shit out of you.One old lady to another: I went to my HMO Dr. today.Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat,. At first Sandy’s hand did not move, but soon it began making a slow in and out motion into her pussy, her hand went a little deeper with each insertion. My wife’s hips began to move in unison with her lover’s machinations. Both women were obviously in tune with each other’s bodies and obviously it was not the first time Sandy’s hand had pleasured my wife. Then it happened, Sandy said “is it OK now” my wife said “yes, you can fist fuck me now lover, right now!!!” Sandy pushed her hand forward. . Aise kehte hue maine usko hug kiya aur utha k usko bed pe bitha diya aur bazu me mai bait kar uske boobs ko masalne laga. Bahut hi naram aur shape me hain uske boobs,Dheere dheere kiss karne lage to usne mere zuban ko apne muh me lena shuru kiya aur kiss karti rahi to mai piche se uska gown uthane laga, wo kiss karne me itni doobi hui thi k usko pata b nahi chala k maine kab uska gown nikala.. Aur wo rahi apne bra aur lingerie pe arey wahh uska wo nazuk sa ubharta hua badan..Fir maine usko.