" Let's hail them," I said."Starlight 299, calling unidentified ship," I called.There was a degree of static before a male voice came back."Hi," he sa...d, his voice slightly strained. "Didn't see you there." Do you require assistance?" I asked."Yes, with grateful thanks," he said sounding relieved. "My engine's playing up, and I have no idea what's wrong." Heave to, and my engineer will take a look," I said.'They' turned out to be just a 'him', traveling alone. He came aboard, and made a small. But he’s not, I earn the money in our house!! I tell them I love him, and they think I’m weird. I had one of my best friends ask me how I could ever have sex with ‘that’ ... I told her it’s really easy ... He’s always up for it.”Joe interrupts, “I’m a mess, but some parts of me work just fine! Ha haaa haa!”“I just climb on and ride him haaaaaard!” Laughs our guest, looking at her twisted partner like he’s the sexiest man on the planet. Most of our male viewers will be extremely jealous.“And. ? Oh, anyway, can we take a rain check on tonight? I'm exhausted from work, and all the traffic on the way home, and it's already going on eleven at this point..." But, Colin ... It's Christmas Eve. Surely you don't want to be alone tonight?" No, I sure don't. Why don't you come over here, then? I'll make it worth your while..." He trailed off, his meaning clear."Colin, you know I can't. The kids." You can't leave 'em alone, just to sleep? It's only a mile and a half away." They're three and. The cold tiled floor was sending a shiver through my whole body, or was it nerves, as I waited for her to return. I was standing stark naked in a stranger’s house, not sure what was going to happen next. I was about to enter the dungeon of Mistress Scarlet, whose advert I had found in our local papers personal page. We had gone through the motions regarding payment, safe words, etc., and now she was about to return, and take me through the door into her fully equipped dungeon. Ever since I last.