Settle down and take your seats. Yes, that includes you with the green mini in the back row… “Thank you. “Now, welcome to Spanking 101. My n...me is Mr. Nathan and before we get started, I’d like to get a few things straight…“I will be speaking from my own perspective. In other words, I’ll say ‘he spanks her’ rather than vice versa. Forgive me this minor sin and make whatever necessary adjustments you need in order to fit your situation. I am not going to be making ridiculous, inclusive,. “I don’t know. I already had most of the furniture moved yesterday. I guess your Mom talked to mine and she decided I still needed help.”“I am not surprised,” I said rolling my eyes.“When you called, I could have told you that you were not needed but I felt bad about doing that. Besides, I have been here alone all day and I like the company.”“Alone? You have no boyfriend? I can’t imagine you not having one. You are attractive.” I lied, just trying to get her to feel better.“No boyfriend. I. " What are you doing in here?" I thought you could use a hand." With what? What? No. I mean." he looks exasperated "listen I don't want to have sex right now"."Hey, B, that's ok we don't have to do that. But I can help in other ways. Remember?" she licked her lips in what she hoped was a tantalising fashion."I don't want a blow job either, I just..." What, B? Whatever you want I'll do it. I mean, that's what I'm here for. Literally, it's my only purpose. It's kind of a big deal to put myself on. I don’t get it.”I shrugged. “I’m a nice guy. Nice guys get used, tossed aside, but kept on the outskirts for when the not-so-nice guy dumps them in the middle of nowhere because they won’t blow him on a date. I’m not the first choice or even the fifth choice, but I’m the only one left when people go through their phone contacts and eliminate the people that’ll tell them to fuck off.”“You shouldn’t be though!” she said more emphatically. “You’re better than that. I’m furious with her for.