If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all".--Henny Youngman"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enoug... blood to run one at a time".--Robin Williams"In Germany police are searching for a woman who holds men at gunpoint and forces them to have sex with her. Actually, the gun isn't for the sex, it's to keep the guy around later to make him cuddle".--Jay Leno"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope".--George Burns"It's been so long. As I waited for the penetration of the victorious slave, it struck me that had I won, I may have been the one using him. I closed my eyes and tried to remember my Mistress? neck.There was finger under my chin and I opened my eyes. Mistress was raising my face. My misery contained till now, burst forth.?My Mistress, I beg forgiveness for failing you...?She placed a finger on my lips and I fell silent. I saw her nod to the slave behind me and I closed my eyes. I opened them again abruptly as I. Both of them grew up playing tennis, and they have played mixed doubles matches and singles matches on their high school teams in Georgia. Please welcome Rachel and Guy Borelli ... Yes, his real name is Guy, and you’ll soon learn, not only is he one hell of a Nice Guy, his sister Rachel is one hell of a young woman.“Rachel – Guy, please greet and make yourselves acquainted with Coach Anna Petrovilla - a very close friend of mine - and the sexiest young tennis coach in the state of. .One day I decided to get dressed up like her so I did we were both similar in size so I fit into one of her dresses easily she even had a blonde wig she wore sometimes for fun I put that on and slipped into her shoes we were the same size I have small feet for a guy when I looked in the mirror I gasped for staring back at me was this cute girl and I smiled but the hair on the legs would have to go though so I shaved them clean then I sat down in front of her mirror and put on her makeup I had.