So now I could expect a revenge attempt from his friend. During the practice run of a new play the coach was trying out, I caught the ball and sure en...ugh I felt someone threatening to crash into me. Thank you Webster & Kline for giving me the precog sense magic.With a quick sidestep like I was dancing, I slipped out of harms way and saw Chao slam into the ground. He expected to land on me, but now connected with the much harder and unforgiving turf.With a glee I taunted, " Missed me."He got up. QueenslandThe owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,"Everything but my earrings."TasmaniaA senior citizen in Tasmania was overheard saying,"When the end of the world. She’d not had a boyfriend and was actually a virgin. We did a lot of playin around and even got ter tastin each other’s parts but that was as far as she would go.After Ah graduated we got married and Ah taught her as much about sex as she had taught me about numbers. She loved it and turned into a real sex hound. Good thing she had an implant because her womb was always full of sperm.Ah had a problem though. Back home yew were supposed ter share with family. That’s why Auntie was putting out. But at the same time, we enjoy the most when we make that person run behind us desperately.He started asking me about my health and all the stuff. We spoke to each other for 5-10 minutes. We started chatting more frequently then and we used to text each other the whole night. Sometimes we used to do adult talk also but it wasn’t going anywhere.In the end, I used my weapon which is every man’s weakness. In the office whenever I used to go to his desk, I purposely open my shirts two upper.