I was shocked. Who asks that? Particularly to a cousin? I hemmed and hawed a bit, but finally told her how I liked to play with my nipples. With a con...used look on her face, she asked if that was all. What else is there, I wondered, and said, “Of course.” She giggled and explained that there’s a lot of other things people can do to themselves. When I suggested that I thought only gay people played with themselves that way, we she laughed and set me straight. While she wasn’t gay, herself, she. I told him to bring it on. As soon as I hung up, I called Tyler. I told him that he had better start seeing other people, because I was going to. I wish I could have ended it with him better, but I didn’t have much time. Jason was here in less than an hour. he had a bottle of bubble bath in one hand, and a box of dark chocolate dipped apricots in the other. I hadn’t had a bath since I was in pig tails I told him. He laughed, and told me that this was going to be a little different. I wasn’t. , it's just so... so funny... to hear... someone my age say it," she said amidst fits of giggles.Of course. Primary school teacher. She must get called Miss Sanderson at least fifty times a day. Welcome to the Scott MacLean master class in being an idiot... "Just call me Lindsey," she said, rescuing me from what could have been a potentially awkward pause."OK. Lindsey. Right." Now I couldn't even string a sentence together. Trying to move on as quickly as I could, I decided to just get on with. "I said, about fucking time!" she confessed. She then went on to explain that since I was twelve she had been hoping I would make a move on her and lately it had driven her made with frustration so she had decided to do something about it."Mum, this is going to sound really crazy but what are your limits to this relationship?" I enquired."Son, I give myself to you 100% and it is up to you to choose my limits for I will deny you nothing!" she eagerly answered.With that she kissed me full on the.