Sound good?" Absolutely! You've made a good impression, so I'll see you there," I responded. I set my phone down, letting out a deep sigh, shaking my ...ead. 'What am I getting in to?'"Good. Bring all of your keys, or no deal. Your first step into this new world is to trust me. Answer with 'yes or no, sir.' If you choose to say 'no, sir,' explain yourself." Woah. That was unbelievably forward, and my heart was suddenly pounding like a drum in my chest. I was unsure what to respond with, since I. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.-Phyllis DillerAny time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.-Phyllis DillerWe spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.-Phyllis DillerBurt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.-Phyllis DillerWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.-Phyllis. I log on and the first email I see is one from a craigslist add that I posted about a week ago. I open the email and read a reply from a guy about a gang bang starting up soon. I quickly reply back asking the time and place and a couple other little details involving the participants and such. After about 30 minutes of email back and forth he gives me an address and tell me to make my way to his house, with me still being naked I open my bedroom door and lean out and see if anyone is still at. .. what time is it now... 8:30... We'll be back at about 11:30.Les: Any more dots in that sentence, and it would have been in Morse Code. Speaking of which,... --... That will give us some time and should get us home before the guys get back. If they come home early, tell them we had to run to Amy's house for something if it's still too early, or tell them we went for some cokes if it's close to 11:30.", Jenny said."Right. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.", Lori said."What exactly is that?",.