I offered to go but Saturday nights were Daddy-Daughter nights at the Wallace/Vargas-Wallace household. Lauren and Lauren took to one another like two...peas in a pod (or two Laurens in a living room, I guess) and before a few minutes had passed the duo was lying side-by-side on the carpet coloring socks to make puppets.My Lauren put her head on the older girl's lap midway through The Lion King and fell asleep. It was so cute I had to get a picture because I didn't believe it myself. Seven years. DSS Agent Mike Tolbert screamed out, “Tom NO! She isn’t worth it man.” Mike ran and lunged at Tom hitting him as if he was a quarterback in a football game driving Tom down to the deck floor. Tom’s gun discharged and thankfully the bullet went astray and hit nothing it just went out to open air.Tom had Mike on top of him relieving him of his weapon. Tom then snapped out of his red rage towards Latisha Ruiz and he gulped real hard and said, “Thanks Mike ~ I think I’m losing it man. I would. ” I dialed my phone. “Stephen, tell Ralph he lost everything. Even that new fly rod he just bought. Then tell him to make twelve thousand more units. Nine fifty each. About a buck more than I thought, and twice as many.”“Mr. Matthews, have you been drinking?”“Cuz, I’m in Russia and just closed a deal. Shit happens. Don’t worry, I have a very, very, good woman taking care of me.” Zvezda looked up at me smiling. Unbelievably, in my eyes anyway, she puckered. I kissed her. Shit. I. I definitely enjoyed watching Mom get her ashes hauled by Joab right at that point. Part of me was amused at the idea that Abner and he might have a rivalry like their biblical namesakes, albeit over a woman. If so, though, they would have to get over it, as they were going to share Mom, whether they liked it or not. For now, though, Abner was busy sucking Dad’s dick and thus preventing him from going limp.“I dare say that your mother is enjoying herself now, isn’t she?” Aunt Tessa laughed as I.