”✧ ✧ ✧At the ZooA young family were visiting the Zoo when their 7 year old daughter who is watching the elephants in their enclosure, sees the...elephant’s penis hanging down below the male elephant. She asks her father, “Daddy, what is that hanging down under that elephant over there?”Her father, not ready to have that talk with her says, “I don’t know go ask your mother.”So the little girl goes over and asks her mother, “Mommy what is that thing hanging down under that elephant?”Her mother also. "What?" I asked."You are showing up guys twice our size," Jason said as one of the boys tumbled to the ground under the weight of the sled."What?" I asked."Only three others got a better push than you did," Jason said."Four, you did a lot better than I did," I replied.The last boy took his shot. He got a great initial push, but slipped back down almost immediately. Coach Grisham blew his whistle. "That's it here. Now join up with Coach Durant for some drills."He pointed back to where the group. Maybe he should ask Zuki about it once they were in space, she seemed to be on first-name terms with everyone in the village due to her notoriety. If anyone knew, it would be her.Speaking of which, the alien was nowhere to be seen yet. Jules adjusted the straps on his armor uncomfortably as he searched the gloom for any sign of her.“What’s the holdup, Sarge?” Velez asked.“We’re waiting for Zuki,” he replied, “she’ll be coming with us.”“Uh, is that a good idea, Sarge? These people have never. It was clear I would be out of the van soon. Opening the opposite door he unlocked the wrist cuffs from the seat post chain, and still without a single word having been spoken, he pulled on my cuffs in such a way that it was clear that I was to follow. The leg irons had only about eight inches of chain, and between that, the blindfold, the stiffness that had set in during the drive here, and my cuffed wrists, I was more than a little clumsy as I tried to sit up on the seat and swing my legs.