But let me first introduce myself - I'm Jeremy. Quite the nerdy teen, but what can ya do? Glasses, anime-obsessed - The ultimate pussy deflector. Terr...ble thing too, as I was at that age where I was craving sex.So like I said, I was a TOTAL nerd. My computer consisted mostly of Hentai pictures and movies (which is "anime porn" to those who don't know,) and I used it to please myself. Sure it made me a sad person and it was just a dumb thing to get off to, but it was what I liked. Fuck the rest. They worked in various sections but their names are unimportant to our present tale."The following enlisted personnel are promoted to Senior Sergeant:Sergeant O'Flannagain QuartermasterSergeant O'Faolain S-1 (Personnel)Segeant Morgan A CompanySergeant Parker B Company."Those are all of the promotions for tonight. There will be more announcements tomorrow night," I finished. There was applause as each individual came forward to receive their orders. I'd had Sergeant O'Faolain date his orders. “Emperor Thrinklebopple,” began Literally Actually Satan, “Have you given any thought to your successor or taking a wife?”If you’re wondering how Literally Actually Satan became chief advisor to Emperor of the United States, well for hundreds of years, the other guy’s been helping, it’s in the oath of the president. Emperor Thinklebopple decided that maybe the other-other guy should help. Satan was happy to help, didn’t even ask for anything in return. What a swell guy?“Yup I did,” beamed. Ashley let out a soft moan and said, “Sit next to me, daddy.” I loosened my tie and kicked off my shoes then had a seat next to my horny little wife. Emma had managed to unbutton Ashley's blouse and had one hand under her bra rubbing her tits while her other hand was stroking her thigh, wandering closer and closer to Ashley's pussy underneath her skirt. All the while she planted kisses on her lips, face, and neck. I began kissing Ashley on the other side of her neck and she rubbed my hard cock.