I hit the dash and cried out in pain as my shoulder hit the hard metal."What the fuck is going on up there? Are you trying to kill my patient?" Samant...a cried out."Sorry, I was dealing with the bastard who shot him with the stick. How is he doing?" I said as I rubbed my shoulder."He has a fucking crossbow bolt in his back. I need to get it out of him, but I don't have the supplies I need," she replied."Don't worry, Jane will. Now I need to see if he is dead," I said as I reloaded my rifle and. Things i dont do in bed normally, Squirt. its not common for me to do it and when i do its not much. also in my life i have never had an orgasm with D alone. I can count on 1 hand the times ive done it without a battery op bullet. most of which were oral sessions and 1 time with a dildo. this means ive really not given an O to anyone other than M. When it happens he always makes me kiss him to stop me from being so loud. weve made a habit of it, almost a ritual. I cant get enough of. You be there in forty five minutes, no sooner.” I wanted time to get there and get into position, hiding myself until I could make sure he was holding up his end of the deal. “Forty five minutes. Be there.” Then I logged off, got into some real dark blue, almost black sweats and a black baseball cap and then left for the meeting spot. The place was in a rural area, where tractors and other farm equipment entered a field. The fence row was behind a thick line of trees and shrubs. It was very. We just flat out tell’ em they’re gonna die... Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her.