Top to mujhe unke dost ki wife ne diya tha aur neeche pahni chaddi mere apni thi. Mere kapde maine side me rakhe the jiski mujhe subah wapas jaate sam...y jaroorat padne wali thi. Main takiye ka sahara le kar palang par adhleti si thi. Unhone guest room ka darwaja band kiya aur meri taraf badhe. Main unse chudwane ki kalpna kar ke man hi man muskara uthi. Wo mere pairon ke paas aaye. Shayad aaj ki chudai ka subhaarambh wo mere pairon se karne wale the. Unhone mere khoobsurat pairon ko choomna. We forged through it and stopped. ‘On behalf of the band and myself I’d like to thank you all, and I hope we pass the audition,’ Holly giggled as she used John Lennon’s remarks after a live performance on the roof of the Apple building in London in 1969. ‘You’re far to young to remember that,’ I grinned. But on behalf of the band and myself I’d like to confirm you’ve passed the audition.’ She bowed and went to shake everyone’s hands. Coming back she edged onto my stool. I shuffled a bit and. “No, I’m becoming a Lesbeen,” Jock explained, “No more willy flopping agen ma lags, ut’ll be grand.”“You’ll need to shave your beard,” Morag said and she called her friend over, “Janet, wee Jock here is transitionin’ tae a LesbeenJanet was shocked, “What about yer beard?”“Ah grewed it for one last time afore ah has me whatsits chopped,” Jock explained, “Ah doon like ma coke and balls slappin’ ma thigh, ah wanna be a lesbeen.”“Ye’ve no had em chopped off yet then?” Janet queried.“No yet, ah’ve. Guthrie, the building superintendent, smiled even bigger. He directed me to a parking place around the building and told me that was where I would be parking my tin can. He quickly rushed over the additional cost for the private parking spot and I didn't point out that it was the city's alley.The rooms he had for me were one floor up, on the forth floor. He said the view was better and it was three large rooms. I pointed out that the building next door blocked any view and he pointed out that I.