" Are you sure you're ok with this Denise," Jack asked quietly, "I know this isn't how we planned our first trip together." Look, these things happen....While I'm not sure about Margaret, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt since she's your friend. Don't worry about me making it to the beach, and I'll just see you when you get there. You do have the number so that you can call us if something happens?" Yes, I have the number," replied Jack calmly, "Have a safe trip then and I'll talk to you. Rescue services have been notified."Mario continues to wait, while the boat sinks lower and lower into the water. When the boat is barely afloat, Mario calls again:MARIO: "Mayday! Mya boat, she hassa almost sunk! I needa help NOW!"AMSA: "This is Maritime Rescue. Acknowledged. Our Focker Friendship is on its way out to you now."MARIO: "Look, I noa needa your Focker Friendship! I needa your Focker Help!!"The Italian Wedding(Note 1: the groom, Luigi, has a secret, of which his bride is unaware -. One that is expected. One that is known and agreed to and ‘right’ according to the protagonists…“Let’s make those assumptions…“That slap would need to be of a particular force that, in the first place, was ‘controlled’. It could not be delivered in the heat of the moment. No, no, no, no. Not at all. Things done ‘in the heat of the moment’, should, by definition, be ‘hot’. Therefore, we would also NOT be talking about some kind of ad hoc, ‘Oh I just felt like it’ kind of punishment. That. We usually tried to find something with suspense or horror, even if some were rather corny.As she came in, she said, "Oh, I got us some videos, they're on the table over there."When I turned to get them, I looked over and saw her standing in the doorway. She had changed into a tight pair of jeans and a tanktop which was lowcut and fit snugly with the same necklace and pendant nestled warmly between her lovely, soft breasts.I took out a video and got it started, not wanting to stare but so.