Seriously." All right," Leslie agreed."Yesterday, I watched Susie give Ricky a spanking," she said. "Not areal, like, serious one, you know what I'm t...lking about, right?" Leslienodded slowly. She did understand, she definitely knew of the idea, butjust the word was bringing back things she'd rather leave buried. "Shewas whapping him with a spatula, and they were both getting off on it,and I was just watching this, and I was just, like..." How could she evensay that part out loud?Fortunately,. But note,this is a binding contract. Amanda and I will witness it. If you failto meet your side of the agreement there is a penalty clause of onethousand times your bill."The man looked across at the woman. She nodded to him. "Sign" shesaid. "I don't see that we have much choice.. let's just get out ofhere and we can do it all next week and get it over and done with. Itcan't be that bad can it." The man reluctantly signed the document andpassed it to his wife. She signed her name beneath his. An actress? An internet star? The clock slowly ticked towards 8:00, and she brushed her hair back and put her elf ears on. She checked her phone what seemed like every two minutes, but still, no Rob, even when she sent him a photo of her outfit, her boobs straining against her t-shirt, playfully distorting the half-moons. When 8:00 came, and she signed in, the streaming lobby already had nearly three hundred people in it. She stalled for five minutes, reading the chat room, still feeling her. Leaning over, hekissed her on the forehead. It was a gentle kiss, but it woke her."Hi," she said, smiling up at him. "What time is it?" Just after seven," he said. "We need to get the kids up by eight if wewant to make breakfast." You mean we have almost a whole hour to ourselves," she grinned,grabbing his ass and pulling him towards her. "This is far too good anopportunity to waste."It was, and they did not waste it. Not that they got the full hour tothemselves. First the baby started crying,.