. . get each other off?"Mom continued. "Heavens, no!" she exclaimed. "It's just time – past time, really – that your father and I brought you up t... speed on sex. Have the two of you had sex together yet?" I noted, with some surprise, that she said 'yet', as if she expected that we had. Or at least, that we would."Uh. . . no, we haven't." Oh!" said Mom, acting surprised. "I thought you would have by now. That's why I've had Molly on the pill for the past two years." Molly and I looked at each. Annette swung her legs round to put her feet on the ground, expertlykeeping her ankles close together to prevent revealing too much. Thecamera did not miss that she was wearing polish to match her lipstick onher neatly manicured nails, and that her toes also matched. They werepartly hidden under glossy nude tights with a sandal toe, necessary withher wedge heeled espadrilles. Her brown skirt, floaty and knee lengthwith an Aztec style pattern in orange, just puffed upwards slightly asAnnette. ...Before I realised it I let slip a curse word.."Fuck it" I said and clapped my hand over my mouth.Uncle Timmy looked shocked and raised his hand to me..."Don't you be hitting me Uncle or I'll tell the mammy"He thought for a moment and said "Not if I tell her first about you and yer foul mouth an' all"He grabbed my wrist and pulled me down across his knee,yanked up my skirt and proceeded to spank me on my arse - naked but for my cotton knickers.I can joke now about the cheeks at both ends. The letter said that you and your wife had been selected at random to enjoy a night at a new bed and breakfast inn, which was opening in town. You didn't want to dampen your wife's enthusiasm, but you were skeptical, saying that nothing was given away for free.At you wife's urging you called the new inn to confirm the reservations and to find out what stings were attached. You were told that your reservations were part of a promotional deal for the opening of the new inn and that several.