She let out a musical laugh. It was obvious she had been dipping in heavily already. “Hi, I’m Jake.”“Tammy.” She said grinning. “So, w...at’s a nice girl doing in a place like this?”“My firm bought several tickets.”“Your firm?”“Yes, I’m a junior partner at a law firm here in town.” I could tell I was out of my depth with a classy hot-shot lawyer like her. “What do you do?”“I’m a professional scoundrel.” I said flashing my most charming grin.“Ohhhh a scoundrel is it?” She said while. “Let’s get into bed and be dirty.”I scrambled out of my clothes, throwing my tee-shirt aside before I hopped and danced in a rushed effort to get out of my jeans. I got free as my step-mother pulled the red bootlace top over her head. Then she unclasped her bra, exposing herself entirely nude except for the shoes.“I can’t be bothered to take them off,” my step-mother said. “It’s kind of sexy keeping them on anyway, isn’t it, Callum?”“You’re beautiful,” I gasped, soaking up the sight.My. She liked human culture, cosmetics and fashion. She took particular delight in styling her mother’s hair when called upon to do so. She was studious having read all the classics, recently moving onto the ribald such as Fanny Hill (memoirs of a woman of pleasure) and Lady Chatterley’s lover. Reading was a pastime she picked up from her mother when she was younger. Often the two of them sat reading in their library when Katrina would ask about humans, finding them fascinating. She thought it was. "OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.AND"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokesThese are compliments of DennisThe North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free.