“See?” he said. “You’ve created a monster.”“So have you,” I said.The first test was getting past Grandma, who was sitting in the living ...oom, watching “Jeopardy!” I tried to cover up till we got outside, but of course, the first thing she said was, “Well, pull the cape back and let me see.”Uncle Teddy, who was behind me, reached around and held it open it like a curtain.“Ecce vampira,” he said.My knees almost gave out. I mean, I like showing off, but this was my fucking grandmother, for God’s. “Good afternoon, Bethany. I am quite well, thank-you, but I am a bit concerned you have lost confidence in my reliability," she replied. “Why is that, SAL?" She wasn’t exactly sure this was a safe direction in which to steer the conversation, but at least the computer was responding to her verbally again. “Judging from the logs you have been reviewing for several hours, I calculate an eighty-four percent probability that you are working up a fault-assessment report on the cause of the incident. ”“Well, I suppose this dress was a little short… and that leg cross did linger a little… well…”“You know what you’re doing; you’re a pro, Jo.”They giggled together. They did make a good team.“Now, I saw a lot of men handing out their cards. I don’t want to lose you from the company.”“Oh, behave, Howard.”“I don’t, Jo and to be honest I’m more concerned about you leaving to get back modelling again. You look stunning in those photoshoots you show me and tonight… well…beautiful.”Jo blushed.“You. Her rolls had rolls. Her one redeeming feature was her extremely large breasts, although they did sag quite a bit. Her tiny dark nipples made her breasts look even bigger, "I wish they matched better" she actually said out loud as she touched one nipple. Then she lifted her breasts and held them up to the mirror. "OK, enough of the craziness time to get dressed before someone comes in". As she turned the was horribly startled to see a woman standing beside her. She hadn't noticed her in the.