When he finally left the stage, the crowd was on their feet for a standing applause. He ran right to the bathroom backstage, but it was occupied so he...made his way around and used the men's room the audience was using. When you got to go, you got to go, he thought. He made small talk with a few of the guys on the way to the stall."You know guys," he mused, "thank God we got a contraceptive machine in here. I don't think I have time to stop off at the quickie mart to purchase me a. Omg, if you still find a woman, it’s rare finding one ‘woman’ who is sensible and rational. I found one!There goes the conversation, after pinging so many nicknames, so many offlines after a good start in conversation, I found this one. The angel of my dreams.Me: Hi, asl? (I know this is one irritable question, the woman wouldn’t respond, but c’ mon, I gave a break for myself)Her: Asl?Me: Age, sex, location?Her: Stupidaana kelvi, (the question is stupid) I am from Chennai.Me: Ahem. Okay (I got. Livingstone, I presume?" Janey's smelled surprisingly sweet, a familiar odor -- of course -- creme brulee! Either she'd had her husband up to some funny business this morning or she'd OD'ed on them the night before. Allison had a nice tangy odor, but as I inhaled, enough light filtered through her dress to allow me to read the citation tattooed neatly by her panty-less pussy: "If you can read this, you are too dammed close to my wife's vagina. Cease and desist or I'll habeas your worthless. In case someone brags about being rich say something like, ‘that must be nice for you’ and please don’t even hint that you will soon be richer than that.“In fact, if anyone asks about how someone so young could afford the cruise tell them this: Our parents wanted us to have a last fling between high school and college. They let us decide how to spend the money they sent.“If anyone asks about college say I or we have a number of good choices and have to decide by early July where I/we want to.