SHERIFF: Should I nudge you?ELAINE: It's never happened with a guest. Yet. [Laughter.]SHERIFF: There's a first time for everything.ELAINE: Let's hope ...ot. Sheriff, there is a burning question on every woman's mind that none of us have ever had the courage to ask. [Lean forward and slowly unbutton top two buttons on blouse.] Can a woman really get out of a ticket by showing a little cleavage?SHERIFF: I think if you show any more, Elaine, I might have to write a ticket. [Laughter.] Our. I like gettin’ around naked now when my cousins come over. We all do. None of us is registered or nothin’. We just decided that we like being naked together. Anyways, my thirteen year old cousin decided that she likes brushing up against my John Thomas down there any chance she gets. And the thing is she’s got the cutest little titties just popping up off her chest and a tiny forest of pubes sprouting up between her little pussy lips and she knows she’s cute and she knows she can get my dick to. My dad is damn sexy for his age… He works out every day, not only lifting but running as well. Sex is not talked about much in my house; my mom always told me to make sure I was with the right person and that I was COMPLETELY ready to have a child. Other than that, we never spoke of it. I walked closer towards my father, setting the vibrator down the vanity. I reached down to his jeans and unzipped them. “A-Are you s-s-sure about this?” He stuttered. I pulled the jeans all the way off and he. I felt her hand wrapping around my hardness, her touch was soft and gentle. Almost teasing. Oh fuck … I thought, barely containing my desire. “You taste so good, baby.” I said, as I finally dropped the bags and pulled her to the ground. Luckily, she’d worn a skirt that day. To this day, I believe she planned to fuck me when she got up that morning. She spread her gorgeous legs, and her skirt fell away, exposing her pussy in all its juicy glory. “Fuck me … please.” That was all it took. I shoved.