"And he didn't tell us anything we didn't already know," Stuart says,laughing as I give him a firm shove."Wanker," I retort. "Just for that I hope Bri...hton DO win. And you end upcovered in soda again!" I smirk as Stuart rolls his eyes and Keithchuckles at the memory of the former's humiliation after this year's FACup final."Yeah, I've been banned from making bets by my wife," Stuart mumbles."Which is probably for the best, heh." We're actually lucky we were even allowed out today," Keith. “I got nervous for a moment there when I saw the car,” I said. “Yeah, that’s my man’s car, mine is in the shop and he out with some friends this week get shit faced,” she replied. She turned around and kissed me deeply, “I need a shower.” “Want me to join,” I smiled. She smiled back, “no, because I need to make sure I am fresh for that tongue and our shower is small so no room for fun.”She took a shower while I waited, and when she came out only wearing a towel, I was instantly hard. She went. Like most of us, anal intercourse is more intimate. I can, and did, fall asleep with her still in my backside! Showering was a divine experience! I would soap her up like worshiping the Goddess Athena. Damn but the hot water tank would go out before I completed my lusty incantation and admiration. I also knew that I would soon have to wean her off of me and force her into the real world. She had a brilliant career as an engineer heading her way in which no one other than whom she chooses to. " That's fine, Charlie," said the judge. "Is it true that you prefer the company of women?" Yes, your Honor," she said. "It's just the way I am." That's fine, Charlie," said the judge. "I just wanted to be sure." Then Hanover turned to Helen.Helen said, "Your Honor, I-" Silence!" said Judge Hanover. "Helen Desjarden, I find you guilty of assault. You are hereby Sentenced to orally satisfy Charlie three days per week, on days of Charlie's choosing. You will do this for the next twelve weeks..