I was a virgin so I pretty much wanted anything with a vagina. One day I was in the break room and there was only me and this old lady who was fat wit... a huge ass. Well when I was sitting there I noticed she had fallen asleep. So I had got very brave and took out my phone to get a couple pics of her ass. After I snapped a couple pics of that ass that could smother me I tried to wake her up but when I nudged her she didn't wake up, so I got and Idea if she didn't wake up when I touched her then. Because of that romance and seduction died. What guy needed to wine and dine, when all he had to do was whip it out, and she'd be drooling at the sight and smell of his cock and cum filled balls?Then she gave us the worst part. The virus was incurable.I wasn't the only one to cry myself to sleep that night, with my hands between my legs.After that news report women panicked. No one wanted to be a cum-addicted bimbo. Sales of chastity belts took off. They quickly halted, however, because they. Her name was Charlotte, easily the nicest, sweetest, most down to Earth girl Joe had ever met, and one of the only ones that he was able to talk to without becoming a nervous wreck, she just had this calming aura around her. Whenever thinking of Charlotte, Joe would just think of Janeane Garofalo, he always thought that they were incredibly similar. The weeks passed by with Joe and Charlotte meeting 3 times a week to practice on the play. Joe was becoming more and more comfortable around her. I think Bill is intimidated by my dad's huge dick."I stared wide-eyed at Safa, who stared dumbly back. We were struggling to hold back our grins and wondered just how shy we were. "Umm, honey, maybe we should go? OR ... We have ninety minutes to decide so I think I'd like to stay until then at least. You, or we, can ogle the hot girls here freely now that we know what's coming. Rita, we didn't know about this holiday, so this visit is purely accidental and I'm not sure we can sta..."A couple.