" That didn't work.Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, the bride said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try." Still no success.Then the m...n said, "Let's both get on top and try."At that point the parrot yanked away the towel and said, "Zoo or no zoo, this I gotta see!"The following group are compliments of bobA lawyer who got on an airplane and found himself, to his delight, seated next to an incredibly beautiful blonde who was turning away to go to sleep.He didn't want her to do. "I love to run the bases! I don't want to just be a big slug who hits the long ball." Chicks dig the long ball," Alice said.I was surprised that she had ever heard that old baseball cliché, and even more surprised that she would repeat it."Maybe 'chicks' dig the long ball," I told her, "but real women dig guys who can leg out a three-bagger!" Orlie Warren was just as great as you said she was," Alice said, suddenly changing the subject. "And her daughter, Maria, invited us back to her house. I was sucking Alex when he stepped back to let Eric get in. Eric had his cock in hand as I opened my mouth he moaned and shot a huge load on my face and mouth. He stepped back and Alex gave me that big cock to suck on again. Guy had gotten up also to present his cock for sucking so I went back and forth between the 2. Jeff had stopped sucking me and stood next to them also so I was moving between 3 cocks when Guy sat down and guided me over to his cock to suck and putting into a doggystyle. “Raise up slowly” she said quietly, and he slid his back up the wall until his nose was about even with her clit. Now that she was standing straight up; she spread her legs slightly and started to pee on his neck and chest.The warm pee felt good upon his cold flesh, and he wiggled a bit so the hot stream covered as much of his chest as possible. In the meantime she turned on the shower and aimed the momentarily cold spray on him. “Cool off baby” she cooed, feeling him jerk away, but the water.