I was shooting for a four day weekend. After work on Wednesday I dropped off the k**s and got home a little early and cleaned the house. I completed t...at task quickly and sat back and started to watch "Fifty Shades of Gray" with a bottle of wine. I had finished the first bottle and was feeling pretty buzzed and horny. I got up to open another bottle when I noticed something strange at the neighbors house. The neighbors were gone for the weekend and asked me to keep an eye on the place. They. I never had a girlfriend because I would always find myself comparing the girls in my class to my cousin... comparing and finding them coming up short. Living only an hour away I was able to see her relatively often, especially in the summer as they would often host pool parties (her family is the one fairly well-off relation I have). I would also go to as many of her figure skating performances as I could, which wasn't very often because people would rarely inform my family of such things.. .What’s the definition of a Elephant?A Mouse built to Government Specifications.There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn’t come out.So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, “Big chief, no fart.”The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tomorrow to tell him what happened.The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, “Big chief, no fart.”The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.The messenger boy comes back. I turned around and lowered myself again over him, till I couldfeel his cock in the crack of my bum, and I slowly moved up anddown, rubbing the satin of my teddy against his cock. Keith was moaning and ramming himself up against the satinedcrotch. I turned back around and sat so that his cock was directlyunder my balls. I smiled at him. I was beginning to feel a littlemore coy with him. "Does big daddy want pretty mommy to kiss his nice big cockie?" "Bitch, I want to feel your mouth on.