You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!Q. What do you call k**s born in whorehouses?A. Brothel sprouts.Q. What's the difference between...a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having c***dren, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?A. Clitty litterQ. I married Miss Right.A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A. When it's. .The pain made me forget the loud noise at the door... after I recovered my breath and focused i finally go the cage on when i hear a third very frightening noise. Something isn't right here, even my neighbours aren't that loud and who the hell would bother me at this time?I slowly walk up to the front door when a rock solid dildo punches through it!It leaves hole and when i see a red bright eye staring at me through the hole! An evil maniacal laughter can be heard, im freaking out but can't. I looked down to see if I was restrained again, but this time couldn't see anything. One thing I did notice, or more-so, didn't notice, was that I couldn't move at all, not even struggle even if I had been bound. I was basically numb through almost all my body. John walked in to the room shortly after I woke up."Morning sleepyhead. Now, you've had a little operation while you we're asleep so that what happened earlier, doesn't happen ever again. You'll be a little sore for a week or two, but. She would undoubtedly realise there was something up and she would immediately start to compare him with her brother. Hank could have kicked himself for getting into such a mess.He rang Barbara. When she had finished laughing at his predicament and teasing him she said, "Relax, Hank. If this affair is going to go anywhere you'd have had to meet all these people and more at some stage so, as I say, relax and just be your usual sweet self. Mind you, if I were you, I would give her a ring to find.