"Long day?" I asked."Yes, far too busy but productive. I need a nice glass of wine and then I need to get to bed" she replied."Yes, same for me..excep... the glass of wine" I replied, as I tried to sound funny and intelligent and failing on both counts.We sat in silence. We kept stealing glances at each other. She definitely had great legs and appeared to take great care of herself. I couldn't stop myself from getting a chubby, not that I would have tried anyway. I ordered 2 more drinks, then. The nearest d**ggist is three or four miles away but it's on a major highway so I'm hoping it will be open. If not, I'll keep walking to the next." So all this time..." Rose Ann began, then started laughing hysterically. She almost regained control of herself but then started laughing again.I got disgusted at being laughed at and left the bedroom with peels of laughter hastening my steps. Deciding I needed a drink I was in the kitchen mixing a bourbon and coke when Rose Ann appeared. Joining me. "Uncle Pete, you do know that we can't report this, don't you?" Sean asked.Pete hesitated but said, "I guess you're right. What do we do with the body though?" We could bury him deep so the critters can't dig him up," Seth suggested."We could cut him up and feed him to the hogs," BB said."Ewwwww," Megan complained. "I don't think I would want to eat the bacon from the pigs then."Sean rolled his eyes and asked, "Do we need the body for anything?" He can't tell us anything else," Seth pointed. She threatened suicide unless we got hitched.She was crazy enough to go through with it. Of course it was the end ofme and Mom. But what I have now is falling apart.True, Mary is still great in bed... but I don't get that close thatoften any more. And I can't blame her. As we neared the resorts fair, Isuggested we split up... a little. Mary was about to agree, but statedwe were still... only Just married. She felt it would be too much of asurrender if we began splitting this soon. Letting 'that.