I couldn’t help but laugh. I asked "How big is that cat?" "Oh, he’s about 15 pounds." Rufus then jumped down and created another racket close to...the floor. I unfolded the ladder legs and kicked aside some of the boxes and wrapping material scattered across the floor next to me and I asked, "Where’s the light?" Marisa pointed the flashlight’s narrow beam at the ceiling and found a bulb about 11 feet high. I shuffled the ladder under the light and asked, "Where’s a good bulb?" She pointed. I had filched my mother's pantyhose before, but wearing a pair on shaved legs was delightful. My skin was coming alive. I brought the hose up to my crotch attempting to be careful to stretch the hose as much as possible. I wasn't very successful and had to roll the hose down to my knees twice before the crotch of the hose came up to the bottom of my panties. "You're learning dear, you're learning," Auntie said with encouragement.The next item looked ominous. Auntie explained that it was a. " She said closing the door behind me."Shit." I thought, I had to find a way out of this. I didn't know how long I could take banging fat, old ladies for my rent. What the hell, I guess it wasn't so bad I couldn't take it one more time.The next night, I was startled from my sleep once more. The clock read 12:40 as I fumbled for the receiver knowing who was on the other end."Yeah?" It's show-time, honey, are you awake." Yeah, go ahead." 239, she'll be waiting for you in the bedroom, don't make. The other wife said she wanted to.They went out to the car and my wife kept the connection open so I could still hear. Once in the car the other woman said she liked my wife's heals. My wife said she always wears just these when meeting someone to have fun. She must have opened her coat because the other woman goes, "oh wow you didn't wear anything under your coat! Can I touch?" My wife said, "please start and don't stop". It got me so excited I accidently dropped the phone behind the couch.5.