A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots two houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He s...es an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says “What’s up with your neighbours?” and the owner of the house says “Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they’re both deaf. She’s telling him to go milk the cow and he’s telling her to go fuck herself!”An out of work actor gets a call. "Well okay Ethan." He gently put the blindfold over my eyes and tied it in the back. He hugged me for a second and I got to smell of his cologne. It smelled amazing and I had the urge just to kiss him all day. Too bad I couldn't see him. He led me to the car, holding my hand to make sure that I wasn't going to fall over my own two feet or anything. I heard him open the door and he picked me up and sat me down in the seat. He closed the door and got in the driver's seat. "Where are we going?" I. . for some reason that continues to astound both myself and the others of the ship's council ... that your transformation would succeed. They had no doubts about that! But as for your abilities, how your human and masi'na abilities would remain, or cancel, or combine themselves ... the healers could not answer that, and I am completely without knowledge or expectation."It is you who must endure the questions, Michael, and we are here to help you discover the answers!"Many hours passed.. As I started looking at the table that had all the thongs on them, a salesperson came up behind me and asked, ‘Can I help you find anything?’ I turned and looked and it was Sharon! Sharon was my next door neighbor. She used to babysit my sister and I when we were little kids. She was also a mentor to my sister in cheerleading and is the one person both my sister and I can both say got us to start exercising regularly. I looked at her to see if there was any form of recognition. Finally I said,.