I mean come on I'm topped out at a height of 5'7" and I weighed a whopping 250 lbs. I had straight as an arrow mousy brown hair with bangs that hung l...mply down covering my massive forehead. School marm glasses covering lifeless brown eyes that don't really open far enough. So much so that people often think I'm sleeping. I had a couple of chins that I was currently talking to and letting hang around, along with saggy breasts and jelly rolls around the middle. Let's face it I was a toad.. Welcome, Saviour of Humanity ]“Eh!... How the fuck did the game recognise me” I blurted out to myself in shock, not sure how I was going to process this. [ Saviour of Humanity recognised ] [ Please choose a Class ] Seeing a list of names and symbols materialise before me, I stared at this list and then up at the Angel of Life in surprise and annoyance. “Excuse me… Why can I only choose between the three healer classes?” I asked, shocked to see the list of all Classes greyed out with only three. ..”He nodded, “Beware the Kingdom of Elgon. The clans here have many enemies.”I shrugged, “I will not take sides unless attacked.”He tapped his chest, “I am Craig, leader of the Cnoss clan.”I nodded, “Lan.”It was just before dawn that my eyes snapped open. I rolled out of bed ignoring the clan around me and the dying fire. I looked into the forest and turned to pick up my bow, “Craig.”The whisper was more than enough since his eyes were already on me. I nodded to the forest, “Someone comes with. Nachdem ich viele Jahre gespart hatte, hatte ich genug Geld gesammelt, um auf ein Abenteuer in Übersee zu gehen, und freute mich darauf, einige Damen zu treffen, die meine Säfte fließen lassen würden. Stundenlang hatte ich die großen Geschichten meiner älteren Cousins über ihre Reisen nach Europa gehört und darüber, wie die Frau ihre Aufstiege liebte und mehr als bereit war, sie zu springen und ihre Knochen stundenlang zu klappern, ohne Kommentare und frei von Sex. Das wurde meine Fantasie, und.