"Gentlemen, do we have a winner?" the barman asked, and the crowd offered near-unanimous assent.As we stepped off the stage the barman said, "I have a...feeling the wet-bodice contest may become a tradition in these islands. By the way, do you see that handsome lieutenant at the back of the room?" Aye," I said."He wishes you to dance for him privately," the barman said."Is he the highest-ranking officer in the room?" I asked."He is," the barman said."Tell him we'd be happy to," I said, grabbing. "I did think it was rather too candid when you explained on Facebook thatyou would be wearing a chastity device until your wedding night. With therecent red light trip you had reaffirming how important your virginityand abstaining from self-pleasure is. I think you're telling some littlewhite lies. You're clearly giving yourself all sorts of sissy thrillswith that monster," Lucinda mocked picking up the phallus with theprotective shield of the thick Kleenex she had just used for blotting offher. You might want to think about devoting some of the energy you spend on politics to your practice.”“I can’t do anything about the Clem Hopkins case,” Cal pleaded.“It’s not just this case,” Delores argued back. “You’re almost glad when a client cancels. It gives you more time to work on your Annex Project. You’re going into your office and work on it right now.”“Right you are,” Cal said. “And, look—last time I checked, the bills are all paid. I’m making a living...”“It could be a lot better. After they had separated, Adele, somewhat ruffled, asked, "So who was it you think made the call?" I don't know. I mean, if I heard his voice... well, then I'd probably know, but you was the one talked to him and all." Yeah..." the older woman mused, "But I didn't recognize the voice. I mean I thought it was the state police and all." I'd kick him right square in the balls," Sue Ann snarled. "Fuck probation. I'd kick him right in the balls, show him not to fuck with me." Let's think on it,.