She looked at Rob, thinking he was an idiot. Her thoughts must have shown on her face."What?" he asked, confused by her look."You know absolutely noth...ng about women," she stated fondly.Rob frowned and said, "Tell me something I don't know." She laughed. "What now?" he asked tartly."You are an idiot," she said smiling. "She's already made her choice. She wouldn't have kissed you if she was thinking of leaving." She smiled wider and chuckled at his ignorance."You know, I could really learn to. "But I may stay blond," I teased.Bringing him a fresh cup of coffee I sat down next to him on our porchswing, and almost fell as my feet left the ground."To be honest I have always wondered what it would like to be a shortwoman, but this is going to take some getting used to." I laughed.Jeffery smiled and put his arm around me "I did not think it was possiblefor you to become more adorable, but his new tiny you, I have to admit iseven more perfect," he said "Tiffy did not seem to have any. She had one skirt down to her knees but split up to the top of her thigh. I loved her wearing this I found it such a turn on especially when I caught other guys staring at her exposed thighs because of the split. She was insatiable once she had drink. We lived in rhyl north wales a popular seaside resort. During the summer on warm nights ahfter we had been to a night club we go for a walk on beach in the dark it was here were she let me get her tits out and suck on them. she would rub my cock. "Natasha called just before you got home. She asked me to have you call her." I don't want to talk to her mom. I need to cool down before I speak with her." My advice would be to do it now by phone rather than get in a shouting match in person when she comes home this weekend."How weird was that? My mom having a normal conversation with me and less than a foot away on my pillow are her dirty panties that she put there expecting me to beat off and then wipe myself with them. Not only that but I.