I was 33, then, a virgin, a stand-up comic/talkshow host and all-around-nice guy!That's right. I said "virgin!"Read my lips... v-i-r-g-i-n!When I was ...3 I was in a bicycle accident, which left me in a coma for 6 weeks. I was pretty fucked up for a long time after that! Physically/mentally I look perfectly normal... Emotionally/psychologically I'm a LoonyToon! I've gone through depressions so deep, so dark, so long... they'd scare the shit out of 99% of the population of the planet!But, that was. ‘Well, my idea is that each of us had two hours to get the other two to do what he or she wants. So, say from 10:00 to 12:00 Jo would be the one in charge. She can tell us to do things to each other or to her, then from 2:00 until 4:00 I get a go and from 6:00 to 8:00 it’s your turn. After 8:00 it’s anything goes, hopefully some DP’ing. How does that sound.’ ‘Mmm,’ he said smiling at me, ‘that sounds interesting, but what about me. I’m not sure that I can keep it up all day. I might just be. .. this is not what I expected.Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.If you’re going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?Say Thanks to jimq21Lovable Inflatable Christmas LouiseAs a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true, because. It must have smelled the coffee, too.Richard ordered a large iced mocha to go, and then browsed the flyers on the bulletin board. He grinned when he saw the one for the music festival still hanging on the wall. It had been a fun day, swimming with the girls and Allison. Richard wondered what she had thought of the three of them."Iced mocha?"Richard snapped out of his thoughts and grabbed his drink. As he headed for the front door, he noticed Allison sitting at one of the tables. It was almost.