A bloke’s son fell asleep at a party, so for a laugh they decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face? His wife went fucking menta... when she looked in his cot!A man goes into the local corner deli. When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans over and whispers “Is it true that you give hand jobs in the back room?” “Why yes, sir” the shop assistant coos. “I’ve already had 5 satisfied customers this morning, and it’s only 11:30am”. “Good. Angela saw the basket and immediately let out a small yelp as the first of many small orgasms swept over her.I chuckled when she turned to look at me. The look on her face was indescribable. The closest I can come is to say she looked aghast at the prospect of having to watch the whole game like this, and at the same time, aroused at the prospect of having to watch a whole game like this.Just then, Duke's guard hit an incredible three pointer and I watched Angela become almost rigid as the pain. Then I slowly moved to the shower and tried to peek through the gap in the curtain. He was turned so I could only see him from the side but I could see his soft cock and part of his nut sack. I was enthralled and my mouth started to water and my pussy got warm and wet. He turned and suddenly I was looking at the whole package, and I realized that he was looking down at me. "What are you doing?" he asked. I turned bright red and was terrified as I tried to think of a lie so I said, "I wanted to. She decided that she would cook them a treat for breakfast, so she quietly made them a ham and mushroom omelette. Both men woke to the lovely smell of her cooking.After eating their breakfast for which they gave profuse thanks to Jill, Peter caught up on the washing, in particular, making sure that all his things were ready for him to take the next day. Jill and Dave did the dishes and tidied up.While having some morning tea on the roof a little later, they discussed what to do for the rest of.