The minister said, ‘Hello son, is your Grandma home?’The little boy replied, ‘Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.’The minist...r fainted.Now, that’s funny ... I don’t care WHO you areOne for All the Old Codgers!!!!There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa’s drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all. "Sometimes guys beat up on their wives or their kids. They can come here to be safe."Kelly processed that. "Guys are jerks," she said finally."You got that right," I agreed as I straightened.The door opened, and a woman stood there. She was mid twenties and could have been a model with her golden blond hair and sensational body. I guess with a name like Mrs. Fletcher, I'd been expecting an Angela Lansbury type. "Hi, I'm Kate Fletcher." Hi. I'm Tony Sims, and this is Kelly Temple. We talked on. One who is young and fresh and tight. You no longer satisfy me. You will continue to amuse my friends when I wish, but, as your belly bulges, even they will tire of you quickly. He noticed her eyes dart momentarily upward. "You wish to speak?" What of the worthless cunt's baby, Master?" she asked."The baby is mine." Is there anything the cunt could do to persuade her Master to allow her to stay... with her child?" Nothing, Mioki. You are a whore, a slut. What kind of mother do you think a slut. ”“Cool. Bethany begged off. She’s due in the next two weeks and has no desire to be in a movie theater when she goes into labor!”“I can see that,” Elyse nodded knowingly. “You’re bringing Nicholas?”“He’s riding with Jennifer, Josie, and Jesse. The Penfields and Jaegers will meet us there.”“They’re not bringing the baby are they?”“No. Keith will stay with one of Kathy’s teacher friends.”“Daddy?”“Yes, Pumpkin?”“What movie?”“The Lion King. It’s about a baby lion who grows up to be an adult.