Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, p...ease raise your hand.”Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.These are compliments of mario marioA friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible airplane.To be honest I can’t see it taking off.Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout:“Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!”A man is driving down the. .. Penny... and she is..." my sister? Maybe I'd better not tell her that. "...a guest here and to be treated with respect. Is that clear?" Ye- yes, Master," she replied, stepping back and closing up the front of her robe."Now go have Fifi prepare a setting for two, and then attend us." Yes, Master."Shaken, Bambi ran off, leaving me to try to find out why Penelope was kneeling on my front doorstep with two suitcases and wearing an outfit that included mini-skirt. As far as I knew, she hadn't. You don’t have to worry about me.” I tried to reassure Dion. He shook his head, “I don’t know, Christy, you are just so different from the girl I was first introduced too.” I stood up from my stool and walked towards Dion, I placed my hand on his chest, “Good different, or bad different?” slowly, I plucked at his white shirt’s buttons, undoing them from top to bottom. “I'm not quite sure.” Dion murmured. When I undid all his buttons, his well toned body was revealed to me. He had black tribal. He was wearing a sexy negligee.As he looked at his appearance in the mirror, his pulse and breathquickened, his chest heaved which only accentuated the melons on hischest. It might be the bottle of wine speaking. He knew in his heart hewasn't pretty; but, at the moment, the person in the mirror was a sexylooking woman. Ellen asked what was keeping him. He braced himself andswallowed the last of his manly pride and steadied himself for his wife'sreaction as he stepped out into the hall.Ellen.