Brown said with a shake of her head, "she'll be late for her own funeral if she keeps this up. Now why are the two of you in the house instead of the ...arage?" It's so hot in the garage we decided to come in and cool off," Pornacopia explained."I hope you don't mind Mrs. Brown," Sally said apologetically."Now why should I mind?" Pornacopia's mother asked with a smile. I'm sure I can trust the two of you alone in the house, just don't do anything I wouldn't do young lady." I won't," Sally. I really don't want to have to tell dad." I said. She paused briefly at that last comment. Then she carried on out of the room and up the stairs. "I'll be here if you change your mind." I shouted after her arrogantly. ** I sat on the couch alone. I was cursing myself for ever bringing this issue up. It seemed almost certain that I had blown it. I went to the kitchen and grabbed a beer. I headed back to the living room and wished I could have gone back 10 minutes and said nothing. I sat watching. "#4: I'm sure Carol didn't believe her victory yet. She spotted a loophole or two, "And we can make love there whenever WE want! Including with Julia if she's staying over, because she WILL be staying over!" Carol wasn't asking questions; she was stating what she wanted to happen. But she was expecting to hear a "No."Mom destroyed the last of Carol's doubts, "You, Julia and any other girls your Lord invites. You'd better make sure Julia gets a BIG bed!"Carol got up to thank her parents. (That. I could almost see the sad expression on his face and the woebegone smile. "I will see you next week." Goodnight, daddy. I love you." I love you, too, pumpkin."The rest of our time was spent in doing the typical tourist things. We saw all the sights, everything from Windsor Palace and Westminster Abbey to day trips to see stuff like Stonehenge and Hadrian's Wall. It was probably the best summer I had in my entire childhood. The night before we were to go back to the United States was spent in.