Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he.2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain.Lena he to bolo?Full Time MastiNon stop FunMera….LG KG 195**Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet**In a par...y a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.**Biwi pani se bohat darti hai**Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!**Dil kerta hai tujhey. "I'll just have to return Marcia's pair to Jordan's," she says.Two more weeks pass and the panties remain on top of my mother's dresser.They lie exhibited on top of the Jordan Marsh bag with the receipt pokingout. I know, because I visit them every time mommy leaves the house. Igo into her room and look at or touch them. I long for those scrumptiouspanties. I try and leave them just as I found them. I'm afraid mommywill notice if I disturb them. Those blue jean panties are so adorable. I. I called one of the other wives who isn’t going and she told me there really is a formal affair and that spouses were invited. Does that jerk husband of mine invite me? No!! He’s probably got a girlfriend down there he wants to see. It certainly wouldn’t be the first.’ ‘So why do you stay with him? Why don’t you divorce him?’ I asked. ‘I still love him. I know, I know, I’m playing the fool but I just can’t seem to leave him,’ she said with a bit of a plaintive sigh in her voice. I heard the. Bella loosens up after a few drinks, and we talk about the past. My sister even laughs a few times at my jokes. After some more drinks, we both begin to slur a bit. Bella has been drinking margaritas all evening, so she’s just a little further gone than me.Me: There’s something I’ve wanted to do all evening.Bella: Get up and leave?Me: No, please come closer.Reluctantly Bella inches closer. I pull her towards me and give her a kiss on the mouth. My sister clearly doesn’t know what to do but.