But I knew by heart the sassy flaunty scene I was made for in this musical. I kept my poise, picked up my script and then my ‘bend and snap’ was o...trageously seamless; my chest just thrust out as I straightened up, snapped and locked, in a gravity defying weightiness with just a hint of perky boob wobble and presently my eyes to sear into Chalmers and say,’ give this kitten the lead role’.Oh Mr Chalmers was looking alright. Ogle, ogle, that’s right Sir, I’m packaged trouble. Tease him till he. We grew very close to each other. I was her big brother, and she loved it. I spoiled her more than our mother did. I'd buy her anything she wanted, or does anything.Even when I left for college, I'd send her Teddy Bears, Bubble Gum, anything she ever asks for. I'd call home 2 or 3 times a week to see how she was doing. After college I got a great job with a company based in, Florida. It was great, going from 'cold ass' North America, to warm, sunny, Florida.I was lucky to get home every 3. "I guess," she replied. "But I'm so mature for my age, I come up with these things on my own, you know?" I can't deny that, Honey Pie. By the way, I'm glad you and I have been finding time to have fun together." Me too, Mom."After Jason left for his first year of college, Megan and I found our way back into each others' arms (and beds). There was no anxiety or tension as their had been with Jason and me. It sort of felt like we had gotten that out of the way. Besides, Megan and I are so much. I can’t even begin to process this Hal. We have only been away from each other a couple of weeks. I mean, she just faxed me over the damn guest list for the wedding last week! Why would Janet do something so stupid?”“Listen, Gary, you now I like Janet, but the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”“F’n great, Hal, but I just cannot picture Janet cheating on me.”There was silence again before Hal spoke. “Only Janet has the.