.. i knew i had this guy where i wanted and i knew his tongue was going to end up deep inside me :)Me : Take of my pants and boxers and just start lic...ing my ass. I don't want to hear you , you don't talk or ask questions just do as your told is that clear ? Else this thing is over before you know it..Brandon : Yes, sir !Me : Spread my ass cheeks !He gave my a good spread and at the bar i put my fingers up my ass before we left to loosen it. A nice gape showed up and i could hear him. Last year I tried to date her but she refused. My male pride certainly was wounded since seldom do girls refuse to go out on a date with me. So I continued pestering her for a date deliberately ignoring her negative signals. Finally losing her patience she said: ‘Look Randy, I don’t mind being friends with you, after all knowing the University team’s quarterback is a definite plus in most social circles, but I am a lesbian. I only do girls. I have no interest in guys. Even as good-looking a. ‘Yes, but Manlio started to get all Latin and hot-tempered with me and I was getting flustered because he was talking so fast, then Gabriella suddenly appeared and grabbed the phone and gave him a piece of her mind. In the end she told him to eff off in four languages at least and hung up on him. James,’ she added pensively, ‘this thing of yours, what Connie calls your ‘fluence’, it’s hell on relationships, isn’t it? Except yours, of course, James darling.’ ‘H’m,’ I said. I supposed I ought to. Instead I found myself alone, the girls were nowhere in sight. The only clue I had to their present whereabouts was Ivy’s discarded lingerie cape, left conspicuously on the floor in the hallway between the living room and the bedroom. The bedroom door was wide open, which I took to be another clue. No, I’m not a rocket scientist, never said I was, but I figured it out anyway. I stripped off my shorts and threw them somewhere, didn’t know, didn’t care, on the way to the door. I had a feeling.