Finally, we ran out of trick or treaters and candy simultaneously. I closed the door and turned out the light so we would not see any latecomers at th... door. Mum had been standing in those stilettoes for almost three hours straight. They must have been hurting as she had them off and was rubbing her feet when I returned to the livingroom as well.I sat at the far end of the couch, telling Mum I would rub her feet for her. She stood up, took the last swallow of her alcoholic beverage, and lay. I lowered myself down toward the bench as my hands were now twistedawkwardly in front of me. "See, it has a suction cup!" she told me,excitedly. And, with that she attached the other end of the dildo tothe bench. Indeed, it had a very large suction cup at the base and itwas now permanently attached to the bench between my legs.There was no way that I could sit down, however, as the dildo wasalready bottoming out against my insides. Nonetheless, I squatted aslow as I dared. It was starting to. “Why?”“I really like Jenkyns’ precis of his life.”“What does it say?”She looked. “‘A young provincial aristocrat came to Rome, fell in love with the wrong woman, was driven to put his passion into verse, and changed the literature of Europe.’”“Yes. That’s good. Where was Catullus from? Padua?”“Verona. Padua is where Petruchio goes ‘wealthily to wive.’”“Well, Verona’s another part of Shakespearean Northern Italy,” I said.A few days later, I’d straightened out Sammy’s paperwork when I got a call. .I see one icon picturing a woman spread eagle and a buxom breasted brunette with her face buried in the other woman's beaver, hands holding her head in place. 53 minutes long, 4.5 stars, viewed by 53316 people. It took about 10 minutes to download, so I used the time to get ready. Rolled another joint, poured my fourth drink, got an extra pillow, and took my clothes off. My 34dd's already felt engorged, my nipples standing at attention. I tweak them a few times, wishing it were someone else's.