Maggie, Emma and I were all grinning like monkeys. I slid the envelope across the table to Mum and then just watched her face as she opened it. She p...lled out the contents and just sat staring, her mouth open. Emma was jiggling up and down on the bench beside her, she already knew what the packet contained and seemed to be more excited that any of us. ‘Oh, my God, Jamie!’ she exclaimed, ‘When did you do this!’ I had managed to get two tickets for the Royal Ballet performance of Giselle at the. Military, and after I was discharged I relocated there permanently at age twenty-three. Within a year I had moved in with a 48 year old man, a big strapping German who owned several motorcycle shops. I met him after being hired to do his books, but soon I was pregnant and we had a son. I left him two years later since he wouldn't stop his abusive, cheating ways. Now I work out of my home, keeping books for several companies. That was necessary because I've raised and home-schooled our son Tad. . and?”“And?” Tiff gabbled at him. “I ... just said I might like girls! This is big! This is huge! I’m ... I...” She paused, then frowned. “Are you laughing?”“Sorry, I shouldn’t,” Sebastian said, his chuckles choked back with a clear effort of will. He closed his mouth and brushed his fingers through his hair. “It’s just, well, you speak English that’s so close to modern English – albeit with some oddities.”“I don’t not speak no odditisms with my Americanese!” Tiff said, half angry, half. To channel 7. We did and saw there was a bit of hard core porn on and naturally i reacted by turning it off. We looked at each other and laughed nervously and went on to something else. About ten minutes later, Zach got the guts to ask if I would mind if we could take a look a that porno for just a bit. I just shrugged whatever but he could tell I wanted to watch it too. So we flipped the channel and watched a blonde chick get rammed. After several intense minutes, he asked if I would mind if.