Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Y...ur daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy” Jimmy replied, crying, “Because I heard my dad tell my mom ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when Jimmy goes to school today’”“Babe, is it in?”. Not once. To make up for it, their parents pulled some strings and got them involved in paid dancing gigs. But those experiences eventually gave both girls serious daddy issues. After about eight months of dating, we found out Bailey got accepted to SDSU as well and would be coming to the school the following year. To celebrate, Bailey came down to San Diego and stayed in her sister’s apartment for a weekend. Even though Bailey was literally ten feet away in the other room, Roxy still wanted. In her mind she was running through a pantheon of males she knew and what she would like to do with them, or so cases what she would like them to do with her. It very strange, here I am with my probe deep inside her yet she thinking about other males doing it to her. She was getting close now, her hormone levels rising fast as her orgasm approached. Then her body jerked uncontrollably and I pump my juices into her.Now that her hormone levels were dropping again, I again could read panic rising. ‘And whom was that man dropping her off a little while ago?’ Kell held his look of astonishment off of his face. Luckily. She was a nosy little thing, she was. ‘And you are?’ He asked raising his own eyebrow. ‘Mrs. Holmes. I have lived next door for some time now.’ ‘Ah, well yes,’ Kell wanted to smile. Well I’ve lived here for three hundred, Kell projected the thought into her head. ‘We we’ve lived here for three weeks.’ Besides looking slightly confused, she didn’t let on that she had heard.